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I'm Kirsten. I'm 18. I like animals and FIDLAR.
Reblogged from pulsallama, Posted by weirdinternet.

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"She was beautiful, elegant. Like a tall clear glass filled with raw pasta."

If White Characters Were Described Like People of Colour in Literature @ Buzzfeed

Worth reading for #16 alone.

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fishmech:

"like, 9/11 was an inside job scoob!"

fishmech:

"like, 9/11 was an inside job scoob!"

http://gaypasta.tumblr.com/post/96295772608/jackaldope-my-favorite-face-painting-requests

jackaldope:

my favorite face painting requests from today

  • "a cat" (what kind of cat?) "a regular cat. with pink spots and blue stripes"
  • "a chase" (a chase?) "yeah. my stuffie chase"
  • "a girl"
  • "a golden dinosaur dragon"
  • "a wolf" (twenty minutes later) "can you paint my neck too. and my…

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yungterra:

You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.

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temperatures:

testicolous:

*logs off forever*

okay but this go so hard

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Played — 431,539 times
Trackname — my neck, my track

If celery is 90% water, is the ocean 10% celery?

necrosummer:

as a scientist I can confirm that this is definitely how percentages and fractions work, and yes, the ocean is 10% celery, which is why we cannot drink ocean water, for we would choke on the celery

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pleatedjeans:

via

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