my favorite face painting requests from today
- "a cat" (what kind of cat?) "a regular cat. with pink spots and blue stripes"
- "a chase" (a chase?) "yeah. my stuffie chase"
- "a girl"
- "a golden dinosaur dragon"
- "a wolf" (twenty minutes later) "can you paint my neck too. and my…
You want my phone number? It’s useless. The best way to contact me is to fill a human skull with acorns and vigorously shake it into the night. I will hear you eventually.